The header picture of this TANLINE THURSDAY post on a Friday that should have been posted on a Thursday, but I am an alocholic and the fact I even update this site as consistently as I do is fucking mental, especially knowing the end of the world is potentially around the corner because all your idiots are gaslit into following the evil that doesn’t care about you…it’s not your fault, they’ve been planning this forever, you didn’t stand a chance…

MUCH LIKE TANLINES…which is why I used this hairy top pic for the post…distractions work.

With a distraction like a tanline, you hardly even care, it’s like smear that hair armpit in my mouth and let me deal with the internal trauma of trying to not trigger my brain into thinking I am sucking on one of my homeboy’s armpit….and allows me to focus on what matters…HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS.

Tanlines are powerful, and so are you, FREE THINKER..

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