I have always got the vibe that Eva Longoria is the kind of celebrity who exploits her cultural heritage, while doing nothing for her cultural heritage, except maybe hire some of them to do her domestic work, because it’s an ego thing…an “I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM THE ONE WHO PAYS THEM”…

I don’t know if there’s any truth to that, but the first generation Texan Mexican was likely raised like a lot of the first generations I know, with parents who wanted them to have that American Dream, or in my case the Canada dream…which is basically to white wash the fuck out of them, some don’t even know how to speak their origin language, as their parents struggle to give them the best life possible, raising total fucking brats…

I know cab drivers from Lebanon forced to flee in the 80s, when they didn’t necessarily want to leave, but because they were Christian they had to leave, and in leaving they left behind insane careers as doctors and engineers to work 12 or more hours a day as a cab driver….before UBER destroyed them…but yeah…their kids, totally unaware of the struggles, so that they can grow up to be a vapid mall dwelling cunt like the others…WHERE IS THE WHOLE FOODS AT?

So people fucking love Eva Longoria, on an international level, I’ve met people from all parts of the world in bars while drunk and on more than one occasion they’ve told me they love Longoria…and don’t see it…she’s some midget scam but her tits are out in some matching spandex gear on and I guess old ladies in fitness gear getting their steps in can be hot, it happens…

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