Sophie Simmons is probably the more interesting KISS merchandise because you can fuck it and it feels less awkward than putting some KISS action figure up your ass while jerking off to old concert footage as you do KISS FANS ARE MENTAL.

Sophie Simmons who has historically been a fat chick with fat tits, is clearly excited by how her big ass looks, maybe she’s trying to get cast in some HIP HOP videos you know…cuz they love the fat asses.

I’ve been pretty underwhelmed by this one, because for the last 8 years she’s been trying to be an instagram model or instagram influencer and she’s been really fucking bad at it.

Despite having a budget, trust fund, some savings, access to all the KISS fans…NO ONE cares.

WILL THIS ASS IN JEANS SHOT help…I don’t know…but I think it’s nice to se she’s more than just womanly tits, she’s also womanly ass.

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