Summer may be over so those people who live in the north are not going to be able to lay out in the sun and get all the benefits from the sun, because despite big corporations telling you that the sun is bad for you and causes you cancer, the sun is actually the source of all fuckign life, so don’t be an idiot.

As people like evil tech billionaires want to weaken the sun, or at least dim the sun, because he’s trying to make a climate that will suit his alien over lordes, you know get that atmosphere primed for aliens, because this global warming shit is a lot of bullshit…yet they are RUNNING with it hard…forgetting that Nature is Powerful…and everything we need to survive is in Nature, not on Amazon…

Point being, in your metaverse you upload your “consciousness” to for eternal life in a videogame won’t have a sun, but they’ll DEFINITELY HAVE TANLINES, and that’s nice to know…TANLINES will outlive HUMANS…cuz tanlines are hot and when something is hot…sluts COMMIT to the cause hard.

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