I don’t know what it says about society that Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter now than she was when she was a Victoria’s Secret model for what must have been 15 to 20 years.

I assume it says that people are getting uglier, or old bitches are the only ones who know what my traditional ideas of beauty represent or look like….

So while these fat girls are twerking on faces like a bunch of gutter porn stars they for some weird reason idolize…maybe it’s because porn chicks are accessible and not actually hot which opens the door for other uglies to get jerked off to….because if there’s one thing I know, it’s that breaking into porn is the easiest thing a girl can do…once she drops her morals, values and shame…and chooses that dark and terrible world…but SUBSCRIBERS CAN BUY YOU MANSIONS…

We’re stuck with the old guard as the last standing hot chicks…even though they are too fucking old to be the hot chicks…they represent a better past and give hope of a better tomorrow..

It could just be photoshop, filters and other bullshit, as they do….but Ambrosio at her “hottest” for the brand was the least interesting of the bunch, but now I think she’s hot and this is her in costume…

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