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2021

03

Nov

Juliette Lewis Bikini Dance of the Day

Juliette Lewis has flipped the switch in her mind to a whole new mental state after 2 years of daily stress…some flight or flight….and other bullshit thanks to the media, pandemics, who the fuck knows what….her new mental state is permanent vacation vibes….deeper priority on living and work motivated by joy and pleasure….IT IS ALL IN YOUR MIND MOTHERFUCKERS…choose happiness…and be like Juliette Lewis an do it in a bikini.

This is her “Hi, is this TikTok” bikini dance….

Maybe she’s laying in the clickbait with her old, but hot skinny body, knowing that it’s ALMOST Christmas motherfuckers and we all need to get our CHRISTMAS VACATION watching on…only no longer the daughter, now old enough to be the Beverly DeAngelo without the big tits….so I’m ready for her next project to be Christmas Vacation Too the Juliette Lewis years….maybe she can throw in some Natural Born Killers energy and pull an on “RUST” set move to rid the world of Chevy Chase. I’ve seen his comedy once and he was the worst, you know one of those experiences where you wish we actually lived in a dystopia where you could end the failed performers you paid to see. We call that “If only she was on set of RUST working as the Cinematographer…”…as if that’s a real story…SHOW US THE BODY….

Whether you think Juliette Lewis is hot or not, she’s hot and a legend in the movies alone, plus NO FAT CHICKS allowed so I’m on board.

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