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2021

03

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Working out is Great at least when you’re a half naked chick doing it half naked, which I guess is what you see in all the gyms, and hence the reason any dude would go to a gym, at least a decade ago before everyone was gay, or trying to get abs for their instagram selfie as if they were gay.

I do know that fitness leads to a better life on all fronts, it also helps you fight COVID and survive. The real crisis is America is fat fucks eating all the FOOD…there’s a supply shortage….and I guess they also put strain on the healthcare industry but if they are too fat, sick and weak to fight, you can fucking manipulate them and take their money. Poor fatties, they don’t stand a chance.

As a fat fuck married to a fat chick, I know first hand that fat fucking sucks, but working out takes effort, and when you’re fat, you don’t have any of that.

So that’s why I get my fitness from staring at hot chicks doing fitness in slutty ways, or showing off their fit bodies they are motivated to keep fit, since life is digital and money is made from nudes…they are no longer pure and innocent masturbation material, they’re just transactional.

What I am saying is, hot chicks working out, or being fit, is motivating enough to get some fitness on the brain, and who knows, maybe if you got in on their program, you’d get fit enough to get girls too…IT COULD HAPPEN…stranger things have happened.

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