Heidi Klum may not make sense to you. She may even be an argument for Eugenics, assuming that she’s a product of selective breeding during the Nazi era of Eugenics, you know before this modern era of Eugenics..of spreading the seed to create the master race according to these god complex freaks…

She’s old as shit, has been banged out by some big SEAL dick, not in a fucking the marine mammal at the aquarium Seal, not even taking train from the Navy SEALS, but KISSED BY A ROSE SEAL, who along with a Scar Face from Polio or Lupus, has a dick bigger than an arm….I KNOW…because she’s a GERMAN and they are into being shit on and stretched out on massive phallus shaped things…OBVIOUSLY…..plus she’s had a lot of kids so if you want to touch the walls of her vagina, you best be packing heat…

So despite the kids, the cock, her age, she’s managed to maintain what looks like a tight package, even in this panty flash, I’m not seeing her MEATINESS exploding out of her panty…..and that’s a win….

Then again, she’s a tall model, so what looks like a tight package, may be a 6 and half food 200 pound body that’s just nice and proportional…not that I care…I’m here for the panties…and ideally the drippings….she should sell that like these other celebs sell bullshit no one needs…direct to consumer….I’d drink it.

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