Helena Christensen Hot of the Day

2021

Nov

Helena Christensen is old as shit, but that doesn’t stop her from doing slutty selfies…or looking good in those slutty selfies..

Clearly she is not as fucked up as Linda Evanglista from some COOL SCULPTING incidents that made that bitch fat, all in an attempt to defy the natural aging process by doing some old lady J.Lo tactics or witch craft to trick motherfuckers into forgetting they are in their 50s….from filters, photoshop, injections, to invasive procedures, starving themselves, fitness, you know anything to maintain their hotness….

Fake looking instead of aging gracefully but sometimes, like in this selfie, they can pull it off because Helena Christensen is about the same age as Linda Evangelista….but clearly not as shitty at age defying the aging process procedures…her lies and her pretending it is genetics and not procedures, is almost believable and I’ll by into any lie if it is hot enough, except fucking trannies, that’s a lie that just creeps me out…

The Danish – Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video vixen who I remember going VIRAL from that video before viral happened…let’s have a moment of silence for what was….

She has done a lot in her life than that, including but not limited to being the co-founder of Nylon Magazine, doing Victoria’s Secret underwear modeling for you to jack off to, being considered a top supermodel for you to jack off to and in the 90s was in the top 7 with Christy Turlington, Linda Cool Sculpt Evangelista, Cindy Child Abuser Crawford, Elle the First Model I jacked off to Macpherson, Claudia the hot nazi Shiffer and obnoxious Naomi Campbell…

She also got knocked up by Norman Reedus…So here’s the tits Norman Reedus came on, even though she’s far more famous than Norman Reedus, it’s just nice to know he came in her….you know as a reference point…