Jade Chynoweth is a bit of a disappointment to me. Not because I think she’s hideous or disgusting to look at in her bikini, she’s fine to look at in a bikini, I mean there are tits, and there is a dance body, and I’ll look at any of those when faced with them, I’m a hero like that…just LOOK ME IN A FACE BIKINI PICS I CAN HANDLE YOU…much like a man on Safari coming face to face with the predator cat, not flinching because he can fucking handle it…NEVER SHOW FEAR.

Chynoweth is a disappointment because she’s a professional dancer, maybe a professionally trained dancer, and instead of being a stripper with the best stage show at a strip club in Miami, or a I guess in Houston when Drake is there after a Satanic ritual blowing 1,000,000 dollars because at a certain point, money is irrelevant.

Instead, she’s a back-up dancer, a low level actress for movies that require dance, and that’s a STRIPPER LOST….still slutty maybe, I mean I think bikini selfies are slutty, as they are INTENTIONAL…not a casual, caught on camera in a bikini moment, instead self produced desperation and you can’t even get a 10 dollar lap dance out of it….what a waste.

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