I’ve hated on Rebecca Black’s idiotic FRIDAY song like the best of them, because it was a fucking annoying song that I knew white ladies who like drinking wine and pretending they are in Sex and the City only to turn 45 and realize living life as a gay man was a mistake and having family is far more meaningful, too late now, but at least they can adopt a cat….and buy ALL the ice cream they desire…it’s available on UBER EATS you middle of the road pile of shit.

That doesn’t mean I hated Rebecca Black, she was a kid at the time and did a better job going viral than idiots who got paid big salaries for that shit, making them all look like fucking idiots….

Instead of embracing her and making more money off her, they decided to ignore her until this year, because she’s making some moves again, now as nostalgia or because she grew out her tits, and I figure when selfies involve wifebeaters with massive braless tits, they’re on the right track….the best a selfie can be….I guess her internet prowess understands that, I mean she got a song more viral than most of these well funded celebs TRY to get with ever song they drop….and even have teams of people who help them…and still fall short…

It’s a pretty good fuck you…..but who cares about any of that, we’re here for the TITS.

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