I’ve hated on Rebecca Black’s idiotic FRIDAY song like the best of them, because it was a fucking annoying song that I knew white ladies who like drinking wine and pretending they are in Sex and the City only to turn 45 and realize living life as a gay man was a mistake and having family is far more meaningful, too late now, but at least they can adopt a cat….and buy ALL the ice cream they desire…it’s available on UBER EATS you middle of the road pile of shit.

That doesn’t mean I hated Rebecca Black, she was a kid at the time and did a better job going viral than idiots who got paid big salaries for that shit, making them all look like fucking idiots….

Instead of embracing her and making more money off her, they decided to ignore her until this year, because she’s making some moves again, now as nostalgia or because she grew out her tits, and I figure when selfies involve wifebeaters with massive braless tits, they’re on the right track….the best a selfie can be….I guess her internet prowess understands that, I mean she got a song more viral than most of these well funded celebs TRY to get with ever song they drop….and even have teams of people who help them…and still fall short…

It’s a pretty good fuck you…..but who cares about any of that, we’re here for the TITS.

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Rebecca Bagnol is a titty model who typically gets naked in all her content. It’s why she’s known and she’s got great tits which makes her perfect for the job that’s hardly a job…but makes her perfect for pulling her tits out on the internet…

Which brings up an important point, where the fuck is her damn tits…this hiding her shit behind a bikini is a little too SAFE for work for this site, for me, for my hopes and dreams and for my expectations of Bangnol….but I’ll still look at her body clothed, to appreciate how much better it is nude, because it’s nude.

This is it not nude…meaning she’s failed us today, but has won our hearts in the past realizing it’s way easier to not bother with the whole clothing thing….

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Rebecca Bagnol is some Paris “model” who gets naked all the time, because it is the in thing to do, but more importantly, it generates some buzz, gets dudes excited by her big by my standards of tits, and the whole thing keeps the world moving in the right direction, inspiring other girls to follow her lead, like she followed the lead of nude women before her, so that us pervert loser dudes who are out of work, broke, living in squalor, on some soiled ripped, piss scented couch that our neighbor died on and that we thought was better than the milk crates we were using as furniture, can have a taste of hot pussy, albeit in photos, but that’s good enough for us…because it’s less work than having to talk to a bitch, fuck a bitch, not that we’d ever get to a bitch like this but you know what I mean…sometimes sex, even with hot chicks, gets in the way of our extreme laziness….we are slobs….let us wallow in our filth…unshowered in peace….while staring at bitches like this.

If you know the site, you know I like bush, I am a bush advocate, I’ve been anti the bald pussy / bikini wax since the first bald pussy I saw in the 90s when it was a novelty….hair is fashionable, stylish, unique, protective, leaves a little mystery, smells nice, feels good, is just the best thing a pussy can do for itself…so I’m glad the trends have finally caught up to me….the trendsetter…and bush is now everywhere…even on IG models with their tits out.

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Rebecca Bagnol is a big titty model from France, who in being from France has no issue showing off her tits, it’s a cultural sex positive country, and she’s just doing the French thing…

I like to assume these girls get naked for attention, in efforts to build up their profiles and become famous for their naked, like Em Rat Cow….but this Bagnol chick, like myself, barely posts on instagram, removing any real PROOF that she’s a thirsty trying to get famous on instagram – instagram model.

She has 90k followers, but has only posted 4 times this year, or ever…taking that right of calling her a thirsty whore for instagram…and I’d hate her for it, but don’t actually care, cuz I think big tits need to be celebrated and these are some big tits, so celebrate it…

Anyway, here’s to keeping things seemingly exclusive…

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I love how mad the nerds get when these nude photos come out in black and white. It’s an instagram photographer tactic to come across as “artistic” which is really just an excuse to take a shitty lit photoshoot and make it passable but that ends up being lame as shit cuz you can’t tell what color the bitch’s nips are….and nip color is an important mechanism for masturbating to shitty posed nude shoots….and along with being a tactic fo instagram photographers to take a shit pic and make it dramatic…it is also a tactic of the girl naked in the nude shoot…like this Rebecca Bagnol who is a titty activist trying to challenge the instagram way of life as hard as she can….to think her shit is artistic too..

So all these fucking art historians, who don’t understand the concept of art, or the fact that art doesn’t exist, taking colored pics and turning them black and white for the sake of their art, instead of just shooting it on black and white film, all for some dumb effect that pisses off the nerds jerking off to this shit…out here making black and white nudes…and this is just one of the millions….

Great bush, like a hipster beard at the barbershop drinking craft roast coffee or craft distilled whiskey…manicured….but great body, great tits, great times…tooo…

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Rebecca Bagnol is one of those titty models on instagram who was better suited of sex work, but luckily for her instagram happened and she could channel that into some money making schemes…that isn’t officially considered sex work, but rather modeling….

They say that prostitution is the oldest profession, but I’d argue that “modeling” is the oldest profession, cuz even whores back then refused to admit that they were whores, but rather paid for their time and the sex was consensual and secondary….there is a huge fucking conversation around sex work, it being illegal to sell something that is legal to give for free…see I’m not against the sex work, I am just against the lie..

So this too short to be an actual model, busty from France, not that relevant on social media girl, who is out here showing her bush…natures best fashion accessory, at least for a cunt….is in another nude shoot that is neither exciting or interesting but it is naked and I appreciate seeing naked girls no matter what their motivation to get naked is…

I mean this is the shit she posts on IG, that she’s not deleted for posting- because instagram is a porn site..where sex is sold like it is backpages…they are just better at hiding it…

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Rebecca Bagnol and her bush are back….because BUSH is wonderful, it’s nice to see the hipster instagram nude models realizing the importance of bush, the fact that bush makes for a great pussy accessory, like a top hat, and allows them to be as individual as they can despite all being the exact same in the exact same photoshoots on fucking repeat….I am a bush ambassador and supporter and have been for years. I even tried orchestrating a viral video series where we stage protests outside every single waxing salon….cuz that’s the kind of hero I am….fight for the rights only I got far too lazy to ever really deliver….

That said, Bagnol and her nudes is far more than just bush activism, she’s also got her tits out and they are big tits, making her worthy of paying attention to as she goes through this life figuring out all there is to figure out about staging nude shoots for the internet – a seemingly very easy thing to be good at – espcially when you got a body like this.

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Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

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Rebecca Bagnol is some hot hairy girl with a rocking bush and some firm looking bolt on tits that we’ve posted before, because she shows off her tits, and we like tits….

I guess she considers herself an artist and her art is showing off her tits – which any girl with tits realizes is a great art medium to have access to…..her body as her canvas to get her message out to the world…her feminism and empowerment…and shameless hot titty nudity…

Whether you are an aspiring lawyer or doctor or Influencer – the key to get that audience, those acceptance letters, that internship…is using those tits….as society as a whole love tits…

But I can’t reduce Rebecca Bagnol to just her tits, like she does…because she’s also got bush and bush is just as important as tits in this world of EROTICISM….I’ve been a bush advocate the entire history of this site and really my life…you can see it in my writing over the last 15 years if you don’t believe me….

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Rebecca Bagnol is some girl I follow on social media – because she gets naked…and has massive tits – her art is showing off her tits – which any girl with tits realizes is a great art to have – whether you are an aspiring lawyer or doctor or comedian or writer – the key to get that audience, those acceptance letters, that internship…is using those tits, god given talents, even if they are fake and paid for….to get ahead.

NOTHING wrong with that, use whatever you have to get ahead, while allowing me to stare at your tits in the process..that’s so generous, so kind…I like this Rebecca Bagnol girl..she gets it.

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