Nothing says tropical sex worker like a tan line, you know the kind of beach rat who moves to a beach town, to suck dick in the heat, because why would you be a whore where there isn’t an endless summer..right.

It’s like homelessness, when I see homeless motherfuckers freezing in the cold, I’m like, start fucking walking motherfucker, you have nothing else to do and FLORIDA will eventually come into your sights where you can live under bridges and EAT people on BATHSALTS and other fun things…

The tanline highlights the good parts….so here are some tanlines on the kind of girls who want you to see their tanlines…HEROES.

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