I used to love the trashy french strippers with the most aggressive tanlines, back then, in an era before spray tans, it showed commitment or addiction to the tanning bed, you know GET THAT CANCER for a look for your stripper slow dance that no one will record, that will not live forever on a social media feed, but strictly to give her best show, looking her best she can for the people in the room….you know…special fucking times.

Their tan lines on their basketball shaped cheap fake tits…were magical and as it turns out…I still like tanlines. Nature’s highlighter, even if most of these girls are getting spray tans from toxic chemicals that are destroying their endocrine system…but who cares about that, we’re here for the tan lines.

Posted in:Tanlines