I was talking to a dude who was so excited to tell me how he has only worn jeans once in the last 2 years thanks to the pandemic….

I was like “awesome, nothing like giving up your freedoms and going along with the most insane campaign against the people in modern history, for the ability to wear sweatpants in public without it being frowned upon”….

I was also like “I’ve been wearing sweatpants exclusively for the last 18 years because I run a website and I’m about 300 pounds, I smell like stale semen, diabetes and feces, because I don’t wash said sweatpants, and no one seems any more stoked on that fact now that more people wear sweatpants”….

I call it….”CULTURAL APPROPRIATING FROM THOSE WHO HAVE TOTALLY GIVEN UP”….you may not be depressed, near homeless, or disgusting….but you can dress like you are….THANKS COVID…

He went onto to say that the benefit of his sweatpants is that girls can see how big his dick is and they love it, because I guess sweatpants have got girls horny for dick now that they can size a motherfucker out, which probably works out well for the people out there with no social skills or confidence…despite having big dicks…

NOT the problem I have, I’m more a “I can jerk off without people even knowing I have aboner in my sweatpants”….I WAS BORN THAT WAY…

Well, as gay of a coversation as this was at the grocery store, the chick he was with was in leggings, she didn’t chime in because she was likely scared of my creepy presence, but she too was rocking a gnarly cameltoe in those leggings she’s likely been wearing since the dawn of the pandemic, which is realy the only reason I was letting her dude talk about his dick….as an excuse to stare at the pussy….not that you need an excuse to stare at the pussy…just stare at it…they want you to…

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