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2021

15

Dec

Sophie Mudd Bikini Tits of the Day

When looking at these picture of Sophie Mudd, you have to ask yourself why she’s not a 250 pound woman, because with tits bigger than her head and probably your head, yet the rest of her isn’t a fat fuck…

What kind of hormones in the foods was she eating, was it DAIRY, was it the ESTROGEN jacked up CHICKENS, I don’t know…I just know it doesn’t make sense.

I guess she could just be editing herself, maybe she’s just a cartoon version of herself, it could happen, I’ve never seen her in person and I know that girls on the internet fucking lie thanks to filters and modern technology.

When you go to an INFLUENCER event it’s really a who’s who situation, becasue none of these people look like the version of themselves they post of themselves with confidence, despite it being a fucking lie.

I am sure you’re not reading this but instead staring at the monster tits, tits that remind you that there’s really nothing else Sophie Mudd should be doing in life but giving her tits the shine they deserve….the ultimate distractor.

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