When your dad doesn’t kill someone on set of some fake looking movie set, on a movie that I don’t even think actually existed, or that was even being produced, with a gun that was supposed to be a prop gun, yet was loaded, despite him not pulling the trigger, where some Russian camera person who only became a camera person in her 40s, apparently died….so maybe that’s why he doesn’t feel any guilt based on his weirdo interview!

The only natural thing to do with yourself is show the fans that you’re mourning, that you’re going through some dark times, like showing your big BOOTY SCULPT, because girl is big, just proportionate, so the booty is one that could TOWER over you….you know a “SIT ON MY FACE WITHOUT ACTUALLY NEEDING TO SIT”…..making grown men feel like MIDGETS who walk around SNIFFING ass like dog’s in the dog park…only the HUMAN version, you know AMAZON girl things…

I am a fan of Ireland Baldwin, her booty work, and what we’ll assume her slow takeover of popculture….REAL slow…it’s a marathon not a race..we can’t all MARRY Biebers like her cousin did to fast track it….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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