Sydney Sweeney is arguably the most important young actress created by the industry because she didn’t exist before she got famous, one of those made in a LAB under Hollywood situations, with some backstory of “sure she’s from the Pacific North West, Homeschooled by teacher parents, who just had a dream of acting that came true as those dreams do for ALL people….”

RIGHT…

Who cares about why she’s here, let’s just assume that big tits are just that powerful, because they are, and really only need to be put out in front of a handful of powerful people, to make all her dreams come true…even ours..since we like lookin at the big tits..

This is not the young MINX…the BETA KITTEN…the seductress with the ceiling eyes showing off her tits nearly like we want her to…maybe that WOKE modern O.C. called EUPHORIA where they portray the teens of the world as fucking weird pornstars..but thy show her tits in the process…so progressive…for those of us into SWEENEY tits…I will not be watching that show this year because I already HATE everything about it except her tits…

This is the young MINX…the BETA KITTEN…the seductress with the ceiling eyes in a sheer dress showing panty the way you’d want a bitch to dress when going to restaurants MASKLESS…how dare she…THE IRRESPONSIBILITY of these people in the middle of a PANDEMIC people are LOCKED down and going broke because of….and she’s out here wearing her mask as a pair of panties because it was a NO PANTIES no SERVICE kind of place….

AND I LIKE IT…but would LIKE it better from other sluttier angles…maybe staging a “Dropped my phone” so she can crawl around some…or a “Forgot to do my yoga this morning, so let me put my legs behind my neck while sipping on this craft cocktail”….

There are so many good places this naughty outfit can go, but it went here….but the good news is we’re heading to a place where people won’t be wearing oppressive clothing anymore and will just exist spread asshole all day, during all errands, and I’ll be masturbating to it..

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