I pretty much just wrote this post 5 minutes ago, yes that’s about how much time I put into these REALLY impressive posts no one reads, I’m working on getting them down to 30 seconds, because why bother wasting all of our time for no reason…it’s not like I am leaving a legacy, or going back with an archivist to document my best ZINGERs for some memoir because I have a lucrative book deal…if anything all this is just nonsnse, I’ve cheapened myself like that, and it’s fine…NO PRESSURE…

But yeah, I already wrote that I looked to Eiza Gonazlez in her bikini’s pussy before her tits, because I default stare at pussy and always have because I love pussy…I am a feminist like that…or MAYBE a straight guy pervert like that…EITHER WAY…big fan of pussy…just last night I was mapping out a VACCINATED VS UNVACCINATED pussy taste test because I want to be the SCIENCE….FUND MY RESEARCH….let’s see if the vaccine pussy tastes like death, or TINNY, or maybe like CHINA WUHAN WET MARKETS….maybe they’ll BURN my face off…BUT I AM READY….

“You get the point….we get it – you like pussy…look at you MR overly straight guy…trying to cover up his innate homosexual tendancies…OVERCOMPENSATING”

Sure, except every gay dud I know hates pussy….so THAT THEORY WON’T WORK ON ME.

What I have been trying to say, but I’ve been rudely interrupted by my own thoughts is that PUSSY DEFINITION is so important now more than ever, because there’s an attack on pussy as men have decided to give themselves pussy, despite gay dudes hating pussy, but because of narcissism, confusion, or a WILL to WIN at swimming and other sports..I don’t know…but it’s an attack…and one I don’t want to get in the crosshairs of because I want my pussy definition to be that of a pussy, not of a tuck, not of an insert…so before looking at the tits, or the FILTER FILLERED face…I look to the CUNT…the HUB of new life…the MOST glorious ORIFICE around….if your’e a traditionalist like me.

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