What’s up CHRISTMAS VACATION motherfuckers, all excited and vaccinated and ready to party on the all inclusive resort that mandates vaccines because SEGREGATION is real….

I always laugh at the idiots who say “I got the shot to travel”…because taking experimental medicine that they have no longterm studies for is a GENIUS trade off to go to a shitty 1,000 dollar per week all inclusive resort…that will end up giving you hepatitis, the shits, and possible herpes if you find the right hookers to ride your dick….because in some of these places, these hookers are a real bargain now that tourism is basically dead, despite it being what they all rely on.

SO maybe getting the vaccine, for travel, for sex tourism, makes sense because you’re likely going to die anyway…and thanks to those vaccines, maybe they’ll be able to see some tanlines before they die….and so can the ANTI-EXPERIMENTAL JAB because girls post their tanline nudes on the internet….so many sluts….so good for this LOCKED IN YOUR POD….

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