A few days ago, maybe even on Christmas morning, Santa came to town all over his red suit, because old lady Julia Roberts, aka America’s Sweetheart, unless that’s Reese Witherspoon, who fucking knows, was in an AGE APPROPRIATE swimsuit, rocking some fully mom tits, that for people like me who didn’t find Julia Roberts hot at the time she was hot, but rewatched Pretty Woman to laugh at whore dreams of winning whore lotteries before whores could pretend they weren’t whores behind social media, you know since they worked the actual street…back when people had a work ethic and would risk safety and comfort to make a dollar…and she was hotter than I gave her credit for, making staring at her old lady tits and old lady crotch more fun….made even better when listening to Lyle Lovett songs cuz you know he came on said tits….like Santa cam all over his red suit on Christmas day…hopefully not in your house…

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