When I look at Catherine Zeta Jones’ tits, I am reminded that she may or may not have given her husband throat cancer with her tainted vagina…but then I remember he’s super fucking famous, possibly married to Goldie Hawn, unless that’s the other one, I always get them confused, and as a celebrity with a celebrity dad meaning he was raised in Hollywood being “come over to my pool, do you know who my dad is”….or being a victim to old dirty celebrity ladies who like to get eaten out by young kids of their celeb friends…it’s a debauchery kind of place filled with vile people and the HPV throat could have come from all kinds of places….we haven’t even dived into the groupies, the costars, the random people met in bars…because you know dude’s laid some pipe like a plumber in retirement…

YES, this is a Michael Douglas HPV origin story exploration while looking at his hot, now old, wife’ big WELSH tits being rich and famous and better than you…

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