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2022

06

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Winter is here so this is some metaverse get into vacation mode without leaving your fucking house because you’re a pathetic loser like me and figure that passively waiting to die in the comfort of our own walls is more exciting and fulfilling than actually getting out there and finding real life girls with real life tanlines from the real life sun….that’s crazy….

I mean why get a tan from the sun, like nature intended, even though they tell us that the sun causes cancer, that seems weird considering it’s the source of life for all living creatures, but OK….we’ll just get our tanlines from girls who lather made in a lab chemicals to stain their skin for the same effect, but you know, without the whole NATURE or being OUTDOORS headache….

Man, they really think of everything to increase our quality of life in the PODS…

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