Sydney Sweeney, the full tit actress created by the industry and thrown at us through some pretty big name productions, before casting her in EUPHORIA, which is probably the most depressing take on youth to ever exist…

I don’t know about you, but the Pandemic has changed my mindset in a lot of ways, not in some personal growth shit, but in some less tolerable for bullshit shit…

So when Euphoria first happened, I thought, oh some edgy instagram bullshit High School drama featuring a transgener character who shows the tits, so you know it’s woke enough….and I could stomach it…

But as the years have gone on, I realized, fuck that dark and depressing, medicated, drug addicted, pill popping, partying, social media, cam girl bullshit trying to be edgy, and give me shit that’s funny.

The last thing I need to see is a bunch of young people pretending their self indulgent lives are important….as they navigate through all the grossness the world has to offer….

That’s not the world I’m interested in and I’m a fucking degenerate, so I am not about to watch another SEASON of Zendaya in rehab…HOWEVER, I’ll look at their clickbait that is Sydney Sweeney’s big tits you know they’ll use in at least 50 percent of the episodes to suck people in….cuz TITS get HITS especially cieling eyed tits on their rise to Hollywood Royalty….now that she’s established herself as mattering, even if she’s not that great of an actor, she’s go the tits and that’s more than enough to make it in this era of everything being dog shit….and her tits fucking matter…because they are big.

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