Tight pants, like teen romance, can give you a horrible set of blue balls when you’re in the grocery store long enough and have seen enough tight pants to finally get you hard…if you try hard enough…not that I still get hard, or even have balls, but I’m not your regular horny motherfucker who can’t contain himself, but I am a pervert who likes to stare at the asshole gape through a pair of fitness gear…ATHLEISURE if you will, because even if these ladies in their tight pants pretend they are just on trend, following trends, or being a trend….EVERYONE IS DOING IT so it’s not slutty…I can still see just how blown out their cunts are…and while doing menial shit like loitering at a grocery store since bars are closed…it’s an enlightening, maybe even spiritual experience…but only because I know a time when women wore skirts, or thick jeans, or dress pants that weren’t tight…and you couldn’t see their gaping assholes in those and it left WAY too much margin of error for my imagination…I prefer things being laid out, painted explicitly for me…I’m autistic like that….

Here are some tight pants..

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