I don’t know why these Ireland Baldwin pictures look like weirdo fan art you see people jerk off on on Reddit…or wherever they used to do their cumtributes, it’s been a thing for a long time….but it’s got straight up flea market art vibes…and it’s not even a drawing or painting…it’s not some AIRBRUSH art…but rather a PHOTOGRAPH…that has been filtered so hard she’s a caricature….and not even a GOOD caricature…..but at least she’s trying…

You have to wonder why someone who has Alec Badlwin as a dad, whether he’s been active in her life, I don’t fucking know, but he’s pretty famous, even before he was involved in murderous movie sets…people loved him, despite being a huge fucking asshole…and from that alone…Ireland should have been on the Kate Hudson path of talentless hack with the right parents…only in Ireland’s generation…being a half naked instagram model is that goal….at least that is what it seems because you don’t have to waste your time learning lines, or waiting around on set like some kind of peasant with a job….you can just spend your days doing this shit, send them to mom and dad on the BCC, and collect your allowance…the way being a RIcH kid is supposed to be.

Now, I am intimidated by Ireland’s sheer size, I know she could suffocate me with her tits if she wanted to kill me in the most respectful way…you know not by shooting me with a prop gun….and as a victim of sexual assualt…being pinned down by big women scare me…and sure, I married my assaulter…but at least the rent is paid.

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