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2022

25

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I don’t leave the basement mold filled 300 square foot of pure shit smell that I call home, because home is where the heart is, or in this case, where the diseased wife who won’t die but who pays the rent lives…and leaving the house would mean getting fresh air…only to come back to realize the smells I actually live in…and we can’t have that…better to acclimatize an stay acclimatized…

But I have left the house in the past, on that GROCERY store run to see all the hive mind drones in their masks not making eye contact with other humans for fear of catching COVID…it’s a fucking weird world out there…pure dystopia…but at least we get to witness to apocalypse.

More importantly, the hive mind makes people do things beyond accepting the mainstream narrative, following the rules, and being WOKE to feel like good people, even though they are all horrible people….and THOSE things involve being slutty…and being slutty means slutty content in person…and on the internet….

The more hardcore girls go, the more the needle on the SLUT METER moves to DEPRAVED whore…and the middle of the road girls all of sudden become the SLUTTY girl of 10 years ago…

So they’re producing selfie porn for their sex partners, like it’s no big deal, when it was A HUGE deal not that long ago….and they’re walking around in pants that leave little to the imagination…I CAN SEE THE RIDGES OF THEIR ASSHOLE and MEATYNESS of their cunt…and it’s glorious…

Naturally, if they are going to wear tight pants to the grocery store, for old fucks like me to get boners staring at them….then they’re going to not waste the opportunity to selfie it and post to their IG, otherwise why bother wearing tight pants at all, since everyone that matters to them are their FANS on the social media or some bullshit…

That’s why this is a round-up of TIGHT PANTS…because there’s enough TIGHT pants going around that there’s endless tight pant content…and that’s fun to old guys like me that remember an era when people had morals and values and you had to DIG to find the proper level of whore…NOW that kind of WHORE is in ALL places…you can’t avoid it….so check it out.

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