I know it is not all that shocking that celebrities are onto the Insta Thot hustle that non celebrities do in order to become celebrities so that thy don’t have to Insta Thot….

If they have made it in Hollywood, whether it is because of their connections, their level of hotness, who they slept with, who their parents know, or the size of their tits is irrelevant….

The fact is that she’s super famous, works consistently and dudes love her big tits….and jerk off to her old True Detective clips….making it totally unnecessary for her to do Insta Thot shit….

So either someone is chiming in her ear that this is how you keep relevance to keep getting work…or her own ego just likes giving the fans her hottest content to jack off to…..

The reasons the celebs are doing easy low hanging Instagram Public Relations, is because it’s easy, feeds their ego and can make them billionaires when they launch a direct to consumer brand….plus they fucking love themselves and love being praised…

I just find it a little desperate, because if it was actual desperation we’d be seeing some LABIA up in here….and that’s where I’d rather be…

You see desperation to stay relevant, to keep people engaged is so contrived and boring….

Desperation because you snorted all your Hollywood money, your parents have cut you off, the dudes you fuck won’t pay your rent or mortgage and you don’t want them to think you’re broke, so you sell pussy pics to strangers….is more my vibe….

But I’ll look at all options.

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