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2022

03

Feb

Emma Roberts Bikini of the Day

I am a fan of Emma Roberts and appreciate that she splits with her man that I assume fathered her child by sperming up inside her in a romantic way, saying things like “I want you to drip out of you all day and CRUST UP YOUR UNDERWEAR….turning them into some crisp, starchy, dried cum filled masterpiece, because you may not know this about me, although I did just cum in you, so you should know this about me, I’m an artist”….

But yeah, while he’s out getting arrested for being drunk, she’s on vacation, showing off her hot mom bod, because when you’re a young MILF you must claim your MILF status before it is too late…..and she’s getting her reading on…

She’s been a reader, does book club shit, may even be smart…YOU NEVER know..but I like to think she’s sending us a message with her book choice of Orwell’s Roses….which after some google I’ve discovered is about George Orwell, possibly the most relevant sci/fi writer of our times, thanks to this authoritarian censorship shit….and the book compares his love for gardening roses, an understudied aspect of his life, to his political writing…

SOUNDS like a waste of fucking time….but if she’s doing it in bikini and if this is her “honk honk” we live in clown world…so read this Orwell book to realize and understand what is going on….assuming it’s not some woke shit saying that censorship is good and that you can tell from Orwell’s rose garden that his books weren’t a warning, but a map for how we should live…or some other out of context shit…

BIKINIS…

YES….

FOCUS ON THAT..

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