Let the sun shine in, before they decide to dim it to terraform the planet to accommodate the aliens that are clearly in charge of the plant….because that headline that went viral about dimming the sun as a last ditch effort to fight climate change, which is apparently not even a thing according to the actual carbon in the air, but it makes for great divisive politics…and I’m not here being a climate change deny-er, I don’t fucking know shit about shit, I just know that I’ve seen the dimming of the sun talked about before the viral news story the other day…and that’s some fucking with the God given earth in a fucked up way that would likely be irreversible thanks to asshole greedy corporations and their destroying of the world for their products no one fucking needs…

Plus, without the sun, which apparently is GREAT for you, because we are ANIMALS…and that shit CHARGES us….but without the sun, the vitamin D, we’d also lose that sun kissed natural tan lines…it’d be just MORE cancer causing chemical spray tans, assuming that spray tans are made of chemicals that cause cancer, which could be FAKE NEWS, since I’m not going to cross reference fucking spray tan ingredients when I know TOOTHPASTE has cancer causing chemicals in it and they give that to children….so god knows what they put into products for whores…

Not that these ladies are whores…I mean I don’t know them, I’m just here for the tanlines….NATURES HIGHLIGHTER…before TRUST THE SCIENE makes the world a cold dark place and not like it’s been the last 2 years…but an ACTUAL cold dark place…

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