I used to know an armpit fetishists, at the time it was a weird fucking thing, he’d have girls grow out their armpit hair for him to actually fuck their armpits, but I’m sure now it’s a standard fetish, like feet or used panties, that no one thinks twice of when a dude starts licking the pheromones out of their pits, or when dudes start begging to cum on their tits, because I guess they see it as non threatening, maybe less invasive than being cummed inside, or on their faces, it’s practically their tits…right? No…it’s fucking weird and I don’t know what went wrong in your life…even though I’ve licked pits in my life and can see some of the animalistic appeal..but I’m not some sicko about to jerk off to pits like they come in different calibers of hotness, all PITS are the same level of not that attractive…I don’t have any pit preference except I’m not into fat armpits…because that’s just gross….

Since I find Brie Larson a bullshit celebrity, a bullshit Oscar winner, a bullshit comic book franchise player….and not hot at all..even in her fitness…even with some tit….I figure the only person into this is a victim of marketing, it’s not your fault, they have budgets and know how to trick you…or someone into armpits…which is really where I’d like to see Brie Larson’s career go….forgotten by the industry…straight to fucking ARMPIT FETISH dvds to pay the bills…but I guess I never get what I want but in this case…ARMPIT FETISHISTS do..

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