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2022

15

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I know, I miss The Ratio too…

In this era of SCIENCE being bastardized and reduced to a “trust the science” catch all phrase to manipulate weak minds into doing what they are being told to do….gaslit by their owners into thinking that is the democratic process….forgetting that science is about questioning the science never just trusting it….and that whole trust the science was a marketing hook….I liked The Ratio because it was actual science, celebrating hour glass bodies..

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesdays just aren’t that fucking exciting to eme, but I DO IT ANYWAY….because being from Canada means not seeing bikinis basically ever and achieving climax when seeing bikinis…which I am sure people of California, all desensitized by the bikini, would NEVER understand…but maybe they get the same way seeing bitches in SNOWSUITS freezing their asses off…SO HOT.

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