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2022

23

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown Turns 18 of the Day

I guess it was MILLIE BOBBY BROWN’s 18th birthday the other day, maybe yesterday, so it’s only natural that she’s gotta pull the tits you didn’t know she had because you assumed she was still 12 years old because like me, you gave up on Stranger Things after the first few episodes of Season 1 because of that fat toothless kid, who I guess is also 18 now…

I did see a bunch of stories in the media yesterday shaming dudes for doing countdowns to her 18th birthday, which I guess is pretty weird as a concept, but it happens amongst men, they are a weird hormonally and saying “can’t wait til she is 18″…is far less creepier than it sounds….definitely less creepy than the dudes who run Hollywood and other big businesses who don’t bother waiting until they turn 18…right.

I also think it was the MEDIA, in marketing the show, that positioned her as being some hot girl in training wheels, because if they packaged her as a kid, they wouldn’t have dudes thinking “I can’t wait until she turns 18″….

It’s really the industry that led to the people following along, so blame the media, the entertainment industry for sexualizing children and planting their evil debaucherous thoughts onto the everyday man….

The reality of it is that other teens before her, from Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Bella Thorne, Britney Spears, X-Tina…..I can keep going on and on….started sexualizing themselves for the media at 16….it got to the point of obvious when months shy of their 17th birthday they’d start being “sexy” in their content, or photoshoots, to monetize off the group of dudes into the whole jail-bait….still illegal to have sex with…but on her 18th birthday they’ll throwdown because I’m a good person who follows the book of the law…I mean…if anything they are good perverts respecting the law as they wait….

They just make big deals about everything, these internet whiners….

The point is, she’s 18, has tits out because she knows how she’s been marketed, and like that MADDIE ZEIGLER girl, we can assume nude roles, sleazy shoots and maybe even an ONLYFANS will follow..

From someone who hasn’t paid any attention to her in her years of being famous (ME), she’s far less hot than you’d expect after hearing all that hype….talk about overhype, under delivering…

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