Things to Wear to the Beach was once “the ratio”…..but then the Ratio dried up and as enterprising people around here…we adapted…sure you could say that I didn’t adapt to social media where everyone gets there news, which is why this site DOES NOT exist anywhere in the world besides this shitty corner of the internet before the internet censors delete us all..which will happen so take it in..

So I’m not good at adapting to original content production, it takes a lot of work, I am not good at adapting to social media and other tech trends that would have probably put me in a more lucrative position….fucking hookers in private jets, not behind dumpsters to coverup the smell of their dirty cunts….but I adapted to “No more ratios”….by bringing you SWIMWEAR SLUTS…because swimwear is porn to me, at least any time I see a bitch in a bikini, and thanks to FACEBOOK I’ve been able to jack off to so many friends, wives of friends, colleagues, associates, neighbors….VACATION PICS are porn…so I’ll assume some of these girls know people, maybe even you…and for that…it’s PORN too.

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