You may find a sloppy drunk bitch more appealing to drag home because she’ll be more inclined to suck your dick, you know the whole being a drunken disaster letting her guard down and giving into her want to suck dick while drunk is more likely than getting some weed smoking girl to do the same thing…

Weed, despite being marketed as this “evil” plant that causes schizophrenia…is pretty fucking mild, and when smoking it, the whole “loss of inhibitions” doesn’t happen, if anything paranoia sets in and they won’t trust you enough to ever go home with you…unless they are out of weed and in the mood to smoke…

Not that people even randomly meet in places or go on dates, it’s more transactional, like setting a business appointment after some TINDER messages, that mean you don’t need to drag anyone home, or convince anyone to come home, they’re already there…and if anything the social lubricant is left to your discretion because you know you’re already getting laid and don’t require any strategy, you’ve won.

But it’s kinda sad that the art of the random stranger sex at the club is dying…where is the world headed when you can’t wake up with sex you regret from someone who you don’t know…and who you don’t even have their number, FB, IG handle, or TINDER connection….

The kids these days may have it easy, but working towards something, like dragging a fatty home for the tits, is something everyone should know and experience in their life to feel like they’ve completed the tasks needed for a full life.

The point of this is to say, weed, less sloppy, than drunk, but thanks to laziness, can be pretty sloppy too….it’s not a competition between weed or booze, or even big pharma….sluts are still sluts no matter how they medicate, these ones just happen to be using weed as a prop and that works for me.

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