I am not complaining about how skimpy the bikini has become, because it’s fucking awesome, and the reality is that the thong or g-string bikini probably existed since the fucking 60s or some shit. It was just meant for hot chicks, hookers, sugar babies back when they were called trophy wives, strippers and porn chicks. Now, they are for everyone.

I distinctly remember school trips to the waterpark, swim days, etc featuring NO bikinis and not because it was a rule, they didn’t need the rule, no one wore bikinis

Sure, I lived in a landlocked area, but whores will be whores and strip down if they get the chance. It’s not reserved for beach front communities.

Thanks to Facebook and Instagram, the swimsuit pic became a prerequisite to being human, the bikinis got skimpier and skimpier to get those likes and follows, and now we all get a taste of being beach bum hippies surrounded by babes tanning half naked, even when they aren’t…

You probably can’t go to the public pool in the summer without seeing some mom’s asshole behind her thong bikini, because that’s the trend, and I guess that’s better than looking like the 50+ geriatric lesbian swim team about to do laps…

This is a round-up of SWIMWEAR in pictures….not all bikinis, but all pretty racy…the way you’d want swimwear to be.

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