The thong may have been a conspiracy from the PATRIARCHY who run the UNDERWEAR consortium, or RACKET, or CARTEL depending on who you talk to, because you know there’s a group of perverts at the top of the food chain who own Factories in China and produce UNDERWEAR for the world…people need to catch their genital and asshole drips to SAVE their pants from a SHITTY end.

The Thong now is actually a pretty hot panty, not that I ever hated any panty, but I figure if you can scam a whole GENDER into thinking they NEEDED to swap out their old PANTIES for new skimpier pants..I’m all for it…GET THAT MONEY and let us celebrate by getting to see MORE ass cheek when half naked….I appreciate the THONG more now that it is a socially acceptable bikini bottom….

At the time of THONGs, if you had a bad ass, the thong was almost a disaster…but the bitches kept wearing them.

In this era of sexting, I guess the ladies have realized they can show off their assholes and their thongs, two birds, one stone, feeling clothed, when still showing asshole….which is the most woke, genderless, although woman ASSHOLE is much hotter than man ASSHOLE….ALWAYS….ORIFICE…

So here’s thongs and assholes, and the hype is neither the thong nor the asshole…but the fact that people feel the need to produce this content around what they think is the best version of themselves…THE ASSHOLE MAKING AN APPEARANCE….PEEKING OUT FROM AROUND THE CORNER OF THE THONG….fascinating.

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