Lily James Tits of the Day

2022

Mar

I did watch the entire Pam and Tommy sex tape series on DISNEY here in Canada, which was a weird place for it to live, but I guess they’re trying to appeal to a degenerate society…

I don’t fully believe their rendition of the story, but it happened around the time I got onto the internet so who fucking knows….I got the VHS from a neighbor and I’d say it was a big deal at the time..in this era, no one would even notice…

The series, and this is not a review, because I am not a FILM critic and don’t want to be….was pretty fucking CORNY…it made me HATE Tommy Lee more than I already did…what a cheesy and annoying fuck….it reminded me of how much I can’t stand Seth Rogan….that dude is the fucking worst and I have no idea how he gamed the system…but he must have had dirt on Judd Apatow….I learned it was produced by Larry Ellison’s daughter who bought cool by throwing her dad’s billions at stories, directors, etc…the EASY way into Hollywood…just be a billionaire’s daughter….

But yeah, the only thing I got out of the whole thing was that Lily James is pretty fucking hot, I liked her better than the REAL PAM, who after going through the archive realize wasn’t even that hot…the 90s really controlled the narrative…because I am sure there were WAY more impressive bitches with less botched tits to worship….

So never knowing Lily James, now knowing Lily James is the best thing that came out of that show…other than a reminder of how much I suck at the internet for not leaking celebrity sex tapes…because they leak them themselves…

I mean dude got paid 15 million for the right from VIVID, who for a long time were partners of mine, I’d release all their celeb sex tapes, before they sold it off to some Canadian company that I am sure is not nearly as impressive as the original team…

Point of the story, Pam Anderson was hugely overrated, Tommy Lee was hugely cheesy, the internet was amazing, their sex tape iconic, the show about their sex tape unneccessary, the LESBIAN spin of FEMINISM….”POOR PAM” seen as a “slut” for fucking her husband on CAMERA….while TOMMY was seen as “the man” for having an 8 inch cock….which in porn terms isn’t even that big…when they were probably all in on it…and even if they weren’t…who fucking cares…..