Lily James is only hot when she’s got the prosthetics to make her look like Pam Anderson….

Rocking the one piece is pretty uneventful, but I’ll post it!

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Lily James is on a boat in a bikini because she’s a rich and famous celebrity who gets to live the life of luxury for all her important contributions to the world like ending world hunger, poverty and war….I’ve even heard she cured covid with a unique spike protein found in her pussy thanks to her unique biome that she realized saves lives when sitting of sick people faces like shit is ventilator….although, I don’t think she’s done any of those things, or anything of importance and she has however pretended to be Pam Anderson in a dumb fucking show I can’t believe was made, but that is clearly propaganda in some capacity which in her mind is more important than saving the world because it allows her to lay out on boats in bikinis because she’s rich and important from meaningless shit, the way celebrity intended…

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Lily James is seductively eating watermelon because she knows that it is nature’s viagra and she’s trying to get some blood flow to her dead and beaten down vagina….at leas that’s my assumption, maybe she just likes the fruity melon goodness while laying out by the beach.

I only know Lily James as the person who played Pam Anderson, rocking some giant prosthetic tits, and she was far more seductive as a bootleg version of a young Pam, who in hindsight was pretty bootleg at the time, even though the 90s loved her.

As a moderate breasted brunette in her bikini, she’s boring, but boring in bikini is less boring than standard boring…

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I only know Lily James as the bootleg Pam Anderson in the Disney produced propaganda that tried to make it look like Pam Anderson wasn’t involved in the selling of her sex tape, but that some nerdy Seth Rogan motherfucker who was a slighted carpenter was involved in selling because he had access to their vault safe in their garage and was that kind of exploitative asshole…

I am sure that the sex tape was sold to the porn companies because Pam had a sex tape with her previous boyfriend Bree Michaels hit and Tommy Lee wanted to ALPHA male that shit by showing the world his dick….rockstar with the playboy slut who accidentally landed on TV shit…

Anyway, when Lily James was in a titty prosthetic, done up like Pam Anderson she was hotter than this…and that’s all I have to say about that…

Maybe it’s that Blonds have more Fun, or Maybe it’s that Lily James looks hotter in movie make-up….

Here’s her cleavage…

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I didn’t know Lily James before she played a hotter Pam Anderson thanks to a bunch of prosthetics in the Disney show about Pam Anderson that Pam Anderson didn’t approve of because it was the end of her career, the most traumatic experience of her life, revenge porn in an early internet era…..

That said, Lily James, along with pouring salt on Pam Anderson’s trauma, looked hotter than the actual Pam Anderson did at the time….if you go back in the archives she really wasn’t anything great, we just had limited options. She was viral and white girls everywhere got blonde hair and bold ons, but she really wasn’t all that great, and Lily James was better.

If you watch Pam Anderson’s documentary, which is horrible, you’ll see she’s not being as hot as you remember, but she’s also fucking terrifying right now, in part due to her current state of botched, mangled, assaulted tits and a face to fucking match, likely so filled with styrofoam that she’s potentially no longer considered human…..

Lily James, hotter than Pam Anderson while being a trigger warning to Pam Anderson, not giving a shit about the HURT and PAIN revisiting her ASSAULT on her SEX would do, which is pretty funny…..recreating the Pam Anderson story for Disney, bringing up all Pam Anderson’s trauma from a tape that made her no money….and that she still feels violated from….and not giving a shit…

Meaning, Lily James is a Pam Anderson mean girl bully….#MeToo….and she’s taking her abusive ass to tropical places like the Maldives, doing her best instagram whore content before the oceans rise and Maldives disappears…but we know she could do better, assuming she got to keep her prosthetic titties!

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I only discovered Lily James when watching the Pam and Tommy bullshit series on Disney+ up here in Canada, because you can’t have a family friendly story about a honeymoon sex tape, with prosthetic dicks and all, unless it lives on an app full of movies marketed to children, in efforts to control their minds and shape them for their future whore selves!

I figured that I was a purveyor or at least a pervert in the early 2000s sex tape world, too late to the game for the Pam tape, but I did jerk off to it in the 90s when I got my hands on a copy, it was a big deal and I didn’t really do it because I thought Pam or Tommy were amazing, interesting, like some kind of fan, porn wasn’t readily available so it was better than jerking off to music videos or figure skating!

Anyway, I have made money off sex tapes, from Kim K to Farrah Abraham to everyone in between, which is probably why I should have built OnlyFans early on, knowing there was a market for celebs fucking or being whores, but also a market for thirsty fans to pull out credit cards, I’m just too lazy and figured it wouldn’t have been as easy as it was, I always give whores too much credit and assume they won’t jump for money as easily as they do!

The point is, Pam and Tommy as a couple sucked, as a sex tape sucked, as a revisionist historical tv series sucked, but Lily James, who I never heard of before that series, all done up in Pam Prosthetics, big tits like the SHOP teacher and all was hot!

She was this fit little thing who you’d want to watch in a sex tape!

Unfortunately, I googled her after the fact and saw what she really looked like, I mean she’s alright, but far hotter as Pam, meaning her as Lily James, even if it’s better than most, is a shitty version of what she could be!

Shoulda never done that role girl, TARNISHED forever, PEAKED and never as hot as she was in that!

TRAGIC!

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I did watch the entire Pam and Tommy sex tape series on DISNEY here in Canada, which was a weird place for it to live, but I guess they’re trying to appeal to a degenerate society…

I don’t fully believe their rendition of the story, but it happened around the time I got onto the internet so who fucking knows….I got the VHS from a neighbor and I’d say it was a big deal at the time..in this era, no one would even notice…

The series, and this is not a review, because I am not a FILM critic and don’t want to be….was pretty fucking CORNY…it made me HATE Tommy Lee more than I already did…what a cheesy and annoying fuck….it reminded me of how much I can’t stand Seth Rogan….that dude is the fucking worst and I have no idea how he gamed the system…but he must have had dirt on Judd Apatow….I learned it was produced by Larry Ellison’s daughter who bought cool by throwing her dad’s billions at stories, directors, etc…the EASY way into Hollywood…just be a billionaire’s daughter….

But yeah, the only thing I got out of the whole thing was that Lily James is pretty fucking hot, I liked her better than the REAL PAM, who after going through the archive realize wasn’t even that hot…the 90s really controlled the narrative…because I am sure there were WAY more impressive bitches with less botched tits to worship….

So never knowing Lily James, now knowing Lily James is the best thing that came out of that show…other than a reminder of how much I suck at the internet for not leaking celebrity sex tapes…because they leak them themselves…

I mean dude got paid 15 million for the right from VIVID, who for a long time were partners of mine, I’d release all their celeb sex tapes, before they sold it off to some Canadian company that I am sure is not nearly as impressive as the original team…

Point of the story, Pam Anderson was hugely overrated, Tommy Lee was hugely cheesy, the internet was amazing, their sex tape iconic, the show about their sex tape unneccessary, the LESBIAN spin of FEMINISM….”POOR PAM” seen as a “slut” for fucking her husband on CAMERA….while TOMMY was seen as “the man” for having an 8 inch cock….which in porn terms isn’t even that big…when they were probably all in on it…and even if they weren’t…who fucking cares…..

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Lily James who is actually named Lily Chloe Ninette Thomson is some 31 year old British Actress who is getting fake fucked in a movie because movies are make-belief and rarely do they bring us anything authentic, and that is too bad, since we’ve established ourselves as a perverted species filled with sex obsession and exhibitionism, but I guess to these actors and actresses, their fear is to end up in porn, so they keep the sex simulated. Lame.

As a pervert spectator who at one time 25 years ago thought about making mainstream movies with real sex in it, because I’ve always wanted real sex in movies, the fact that Hollywood’s barely even scratched the surface of bringing real sex to the screen for fear of being seen as porn, always offended me….undermined me…like you want me to believe this story and these two cunts don’t fuck, get out of here.

Sure, there are a handful of movies that said “if you’re acting the fucking part, and in fucking character, you two fucking losers better fucking really fuck on camera like you are in the hotel room every night while filming”…..but they pretended to be arthouse, or high brow, when we should be getting real fucked….it’s almost offensive that they don’t…especially for the amount they get paid to do what uselessness they do as “actors”.

Anyway, here’s Lily James bringing it, faking it, possibly getting it like she should be, who fucking knows or really cares.

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