I didn’t know Lily James before she played a hotter Pam Anderson thanks to a bunch of prosthetics in the Disney show about Pam Anderson that Pam Anderson didn’t approve of because it was the end of her career, the most traumatic experience of her life, revenge porn in an early internet era…..

That said, Lily James, along with pouring salt on Pam Anderson’s trauma, looked hotter than the actual Pam Anderson did at the time….if you go back in the archives she really wasn’t anything great, we just had limited options. She was viral and white girls everywhere got blonde hair and bold ons, but she really wasn’t all that great, and Lily James was better.

If you watch Pam Anderson’s documentary, which is horrible, you’ll see she’s not being as hot as you remember, but she’s also fucking terrifying right now, in part due to her current state of botched, mangled, assaulted tits and a face to fucking match, likely so filled with styrofoam that she’s potentially no longer considered human…..

Lily James, hotter than Pam Anderson while being a trigger warning to Pam Anderson, not giving a shit about the HURT and PAIN revisiting her ASSAULT on her SEX would do, which is pretty funny…..recreating the Pam Anderson story for Disney, bringing up all Pam Anderson’s trauma from a tape that made her no money….and that she still feels violated from….and not giving a shit…

Meaning, Lily James is a Pam Anderson mean girl bully….#MeToo….and she’s taking her abusive ass to tropical places like the Maldives, doing her best instagram whore content before the oceans rise and Maldives disappears…but we know she could do better, assuming she got to keep her prosthetic titties!

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