Lily James is seductively eating watermelon because she knows that it is nature’s viagra and she’s trying to get some blood flow to her dead and beaten down vagina….at leas that’s my assumption, maybe she just likes the fruity melon goodness while laying out by the beach.

I only know Lily James as the person who played Pam Anderson, rocking some giant prosthetic tits, and she was far more seductive as a bootleg version of a young Pam, who in hindsight was pretty bootleg at the time, even though the 90s loved her.

As a moderate breasted brunette in her bikini, she’s boring, but boring in bikini is less boring than standard boring…

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