I only discovered Lily James when watching the Pam and Tommy bullshit series on Disney+ up here in Canada, because you can’t have a family friendly story about a honeymoon sex tape, with prosthetic dicks and all, unless it lives on an app full of movies marketed to children, in efforts to control their minds and shape them for their future whore selves!

I figured that I was a purveyor or at least a pervert in the early 2000s sex tape world, too late to the game for the Pam tape, but I did jerk off to it in the 90s when I got my hands on a copy, it was a big deal and I didn’t really do it because I thought Pam or Tommy were amazing, interesting, like some kind of fan, porn wasn’t readily available so it was better than jerking off to music videos or figure skating!

Anyway, I have made money off sex tapes, from Kim K to Farrah Abraham to everyone in between, which is probably why I should have built OnlyFans early on, knowing there was a market for celebs fucking or being whores, but also a market for thirsty fans to pull out credit cards, I’m just too lazy and figured it wouldn’t have been as easy as it was, I always give whores too much credit and assume they won’t jump for money as easily as they do!

The point is, Pam and Tommy as a couple sucked, as a sex tape sucked, as a revisionist historical tv series sucked, but Lily James, who I never heard of before that series, all done up in Pam Prosthetics, big tits like the SHOP teacher and all was hot!

She was this fit little thing who you’d want to watch in a sex tape!

Unfortunately, I googled her after the fact and saw what she really looked like, I mean she’s alright, but far hotter as Pam, meaning her as Lily James, even if it’s better than most, is a shitty version of what she could be!

Shoulda never done that role girl, TARNISHED forever, PEAKED and never as hot as she was in that!

TRAGIC!

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