I may not be a weed smoker, or a member of the weed community, and I may have found stoners annoying in the past, with their dopey surf inspired head injury approach to life, and I may have found Head Shops disgusting and their hippie chicks with their hairy armpits a little fucking over the top because it was the 90s, BUT that does not mean I don’t see the power of the plant!

I believe in holistic medicine, that everything you need is here on earth and that the pharma industry just stand between you and that information, so they can get fucking paid!

I believe weeed is a miracle plant that can save fucking lives, can solve all kinds of problems, but I still find it weird seeing girls using weed as a prop, in a bragging like they are so cool or alt, or edgy, or wild, since smoking weed is basically legal everywhere and more importantly, smoking weed barely fucks you up, it’s some entry level shit, why you so excited about it!

The good news is any excuse to get naked or half naked works for me, even if it requires being stoned and LETTING everyone know you only did it cuz you’re stoned in the event you one day want to go into politics and this moment of nudity bites you in the ass!

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