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2022

11

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Ass Shot of the Day

Dua Lipa’s made her way to the arcade….I guess she’s trying to trigger dudes who were teens in the 80s to jerk off to her..that’s my only logical conclusion…unless arcade style video games are making a comeback before we are all fully integrated into the metaverse nightmare they are pushing on us….who cares…

We’ve got the TOP OF THE POP popstar who didn’t have to do top of the pops, but instead just needed to make music to go viral on TikTok, where real talent rises to the top…right…

She’s a “youtuber”…who I think was a refugee from Bosnia human trafficked and trained or programmed to be the popstar she’s become…but that’s probably just conspiracy..you know since the entertainment industry isn’t demonic, anti-christian, satanic, or perverted…

She is pretty hot, but maybe I’m just appreciating the sheer dress, because we’re in the era of why wear clothing at all….it seems like a huge obstacle to the nudes everyone wants to be taking…

If only your 80s pinball tournaments looked this good, you know optical illusion dresses with visible underwear…instead of a circle jerk that ended with a good old fashioned “CUM ON CRACKERS”…or “CUM ON TOAST”…depending on where you’re from….a game I know you all remember….maybe even still have the taste of in your mouth….the game where the guy with the most stamina, the most staying power, the least arousal from jerking off with the boys, gets punished…

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