I am still a believer that the TANLINE is a product of hot bitches going outside, being active, or being diva cunts by the hotel pool drinking too many cocktails as they sugar baby….

I have not accepted that everything is fake as shit and that it’s likely a TAN LINE filter from the internet, assuming that exists, it should exist, you know maybe I should get it made and become a dot com billionaire off the laziness and sluttiness of ladies of the internt….ONLYFANS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY BABY…it’s not like I didn’t visualize that business model the last 20 years..it’s just that you weren’t there to help me do it.

Anyway, I have no accepted that everything is fake and shit, I’m a romantic like that, living vicariously through opportunistic pussy going to tropical places and having a good time..

When really it’s just fake, or sprayed on with a stencil if they are the kind of people who leave the house..and smearing and staining a bitch with feces or chemicals has never been my thing….

But the TANLINES do still highlight the GOOD parts that you’re not supposed to see, it’s just that when it’s a selfie, they kinda want you to see it, so again, nothing special, just a cheapened water down version of a GOOD thing.

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