Erika Christensen, who I always confuse for being Hayden Christensen, Rachel Bilson’s ex husband and baby daddy who kept her in captivity at the Canadian farm many years ago, because it’s Canada and I am sure I’ve known at least one person who fucked his sister….I just googled his sister’s name and saw he’s coming back to Star Wars, once a Disney Kid, always a Disney kid I guess.

This Christensen is some Scientologist freak….who has defended Scientology to the haters, despite it being an anti-Christian religion for satanic freaks in Hollywood…not that I know anything about Scientology except for it keeping a lot of actors in the closet….

I only remember her from Swimfan, because a friend’s dad was obsessed with the show, they lived together and every time I went over he’d be watching her a little too intently…

I don’t now what else she’s done, I’m not going to bother digging, I’m only here for the uneventful mom tits.

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