Whitney Cummings Found Facetune of the Day

2022

Apr

Whitney Cummings Found Facetune of the Day

It all started when fat girls of the internet started sending out old pics of themselves or pics of their hot friends, it wasn’t called Cat Fishing then, but thanks to MTV appropriating the bait and switch and branding it…acting like we haven’t all been duped by girls of the internet since we got on the internet..because it was more common than actually coming across a hot chick on the internet…it was the internet….hot girls were busy at the time.

Then it became fat girls posting pics of them from a variety of angles, you know so you couldn’t tell they were fat chicks, those enterprising fat chicks just trying to get the attention of hot chicks….and not really lying because they weren’t actually photoshopping themselves, just cropping themselves…what’s the harm in that…

Then we started seeing middle aged moms of the internet blurring the shit out of their faces, manually, we’d call it GHOSTING, before GHOSTING was rebranded by the hook-up apps as leaving a motherfucker hanging in the DM/TEXT MESSAGE instead of dumping his ass or telling him to fuck off…

Then the hot chicks, or the aspiring to be hot chicks hit the internet and a whole industry came up of Augmented Reality filters and easy to use photoshop apps, to make them be all they ever wanted to be without having to be it.

So now, we’ve just got caricatures of all bitches, filtered to shit, looking like clowns, or cartoons, or video game characters, or muppets not as hot as Kermit’s gaping asshole the puppeteers control him through…

Apparently, rich as shit, funny lady, despite not being funny at all, but funny enough to make it in Hollywood, that clearly has LOW standards and are LAZY in who they collaborate with, knowing people will watch anything….WHITNEY CUMMINGS…the comedy club’s cum rag that paid her dues to get where she’s got…is trolling you hard with this concoction of tech she’s pretending is her actual face….vain, vapid, attention slut, with the terrifying red eyes….BECAUSE she’s a fucking demon…pantsless.