Do you remember 90s model Molly Sims, she was known for Sports Illustrated before marrying some NETFLIX producer who you now has a lot of money, because why would a 90s Sports Illustrated model marry someone who didn’t….right. They have a bunch of kids together because that’s the insurance policy and she’s now pushing 50 and still in a bikini, because she knows, she better SLOW the ROT as hard as she can, her finances depend on it because you know some film producer who marries swimsuit models is not doing it for her personality.
It’s a status thing for men with something to prove, just not confident enough to marry a fucking ugly, even though after marriage, the hot chick gets boring and old, it’s just human nature, but luckily he’s in a solid position to cheat on her with hotter and younger chicks. I mean a movie producer needs to be involved in casting, needs to take meetings at all hours, needs to be on set. It’s a career designed for the fuck.
Anyway, I didn’t care about Molly Sims then, don’t care about her now, but old lady in bikini like it’s her job, since it’s been her only job is alright.
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