Old Timer Jessica Alba, who at one time was the most exciting celebrity to see in a bikini and I don’t even know why, but who has now become one of the first direct to consumer brand running celebrities to pretend she’s some brilliant businessman boss bitch lady boss bullshit…that got all the other useless celebs who were aging out excited about the prospects of exploiting their fans with shit product they don’t need, like Kate Hudson, Gwen Paltrow and basically EVER other celebrity….but hey, what’s she care, she’s a billionaire now…which is far better to these people than millionaires…if you don’t squeeze each and every fan out of their last penny, you haven’t won….VILE HUMANS…

Well, she’s allowed the paparazzi to capture her in a bikini, I guess she’s been working out, or maintaining because she’s not too busy working, running her company, for fitness and looking good.

I can’t ven tell if she looks good from this far away, I man she’s like a fucking blur in a bikini bikini, but she’s got a set of mom tits hanging off her like a set of utters, and she’s in CANCUN like it’s 90s Spring Break, back when ALBA was at her prime……going back to her roots for OLD times, maybe some kind of near 41 midlife crisis… she turns 41 April 28, I googled it, I don’t randomly know people’s birthdays….I’m not an actual fan of these garbage humans, but bikini tits on an old classic….fine.

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