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2022

19

Apr

Christina Milian Ass of the Day

You’d assume that Christina Milian would be too old for this shit, but apparently you can be a whore on the internet after having a few kids well into your 40s….even if you shouldn’t….but I guess when you were sold to an industry young and you have a one hit wonder thanks to a slutty music video when people with no access to porn would jerk off to music videos….something the new generation would find as crazy as Forrest Gump not being a BIOPIC because they don’t understand the whole USING the imagination, or sarcasm….or not everything you read is real, literal, you autistic fucks….

But yeah, people jerked off to Milian before she got some rich producer to knock her up and make her stupid rich with those big hit song residuals and now she’s wanting people to keep on jerking off to her instead of accepting that the time’s done, maybe go behind the scenes to focus on raising your kids….but no…why do that when you can go to events half naked like a trashy stripper, but RICHER….far RICHER…

I see pathetic behavior, maybe stunted from trauma type behavior, maybe she values herself as a body an is holding onto that behavior….but I’ll stare at the midget legs and life sized booty because I got nothing else going on…maybe that’s what she’s banking on….like the aged out stripper being put on the afternoon shift into her retirement….still eager, maybe even more eager in her lap dances, or worse….like a dude updating a blog no on reads because 14 years ago people seemingly read it….I get you MILIAN, you and me girl, we’re the same…

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